a guy and a girl met online. both happened to be jiawei's friends. all excited and surprised, the guy called me and asked about the girl. and jiawei said, 'oh okay only lah. slightly below average.' the next thing he knew, he was called a hypocrite. oh so if the girl asked, 'how do i look?' how am i suppose to reply? be realistic and mean and say, oh you're fucking ugly? so fucking ugly you'll remain a door mat for everyone to step on for all your FUGLY FUGLY FAT LIFE. huhh? no right. all i could say was, average lo. okay only lah. what you want to hear? GORGEOUS. ABSOLUTELY ORGASMIC IS IT. and how was i suppose to answer the guy? oh she ah, super sizzling hot lah! ahhh i dont give a damn lah. both geeks dont deserve my ranting space here. jiawei dont need them to live. fucking sidekick. oh since i start all this. might as well continue. OH HI. try getting a place fit for HUMANS to live in. not for some sluggish pigs like yourself. oh wait, i just gave HER a better future saying this.


and on a lighter note. YAY! it's ernest's birthday! happy birthday dear lollipopians. EIGHTEEN YEARS OF AGE. yay! clubbing! but, DONT. hahahaha. lollipops invaded PLAY last week. and vivo. and omg, i so wanna get that pair of shades from river island! OH and we met this small guy at starbucks. zander? or xander? or maybe alexander? HE'S ADORABLE! the way he jump and bounce. faints. and he said bye to us! like a baby! like bye! haiya next time i demostrate lah. oh and click on the picture. ernest present! NICE RIGHT. that one, umms part one only. part two in two weeks time! okayokay gonna dota my night away now!



jiawei dont need the world.
he just needs, you! (:



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